Male Stranger: Hey, you’re that guy! From Knocked Up!
Me: No, sorry. You’re thinking of Seth Rogen.
Male Stranger: Yeeeah, bro! And you’re in that new Kevin Smith movie about the porno movie?
Me: Dude, I’m not Seth Rogen.
Male Stranger: Damn, you look like him, though.
Me: Yes, I know.
Male Stranger: You should totally play that up. He gets to hook up with all the hot chicks.
Me: I already have a hot girlfriend.
Male Stranger: Damn, you totally look like him.
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Pack of Female Strangers (collectively): Oh my god! It’s Seth Rogen!
Me: Hey, what’s up! So, who wants an autograph?
